FOOKING 'ELL!! Now we're talking! Big Luke "Lukeybabe" (his official nickname - cause me and UKM said so) Sandoe, who at some point in his life (probably his teen years) decided he was gonna dedicate his life to consuming as many calories at humanly possible (his poor mum couldn't keep up when he was living at home and had pics of Arnie, Jay Cutler and Ronnie Coleman pinned up on his wall and gobbled up the weekly shopping in a fucking day. Luke's rule was: if it's edible, it's going down my gob - nom nom nom!), spending every day hanging around the local hardcore gym lifting heavy objects and shoving as many steroids and growth hormones as he could find up his ever growing bottom! All in the name of stomping round a stage in a pair of shiny posing trunks, looking like the love child of a cast member of Geordie Shores and a fucking gorilla!! OOOOFFF!!
Hehe Muscleaddict! How fucking true! As we know, LUKEYBABE is a burgeoning professional so he's at the stage in his career globetrotting around the world and competing in no end of professional contests with the IFBB elites. But, even with world class nutritional advice and gurus galore in Muscle Beach and Oxygen Gym Kuwait, Lukeybabe still has a hankering to get him sen ome to Blighty for a bit more of him mam's cooking - roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, jam sarnies...the fuckin lot! Thankfully though, Aldi's have spotted that the food intake in Basildon periodically goes through the roof!? So, in order to cash in on this and to maximise their sales of prawn party rings and frozen cheesecake, they've opened a new store in the neighboured. As luck would have it, it's on the same industrial estate as Lukeybabe's favouritist hardcore muscle gym, that's now owned by our very own steroid dealer - Fat Macca! You see, Fat Macca has recently mustered enough cash together to buy said gym and consequently left his shop fronts roids dealing patch and gone all up market, by selling his wares from the back office! So, with Aldi, gym and roids dealer all together, it now a 'one stop shop' and Lukeybabe is as happy as a proverbial pig in shit. Now hes able to lift, eat and inject with total ease. Giving this British monster time to just grow and grow and grow and grow and grow!
What's even better, is that Lukeybabe's best buddy James Holingshead, who has quite recently turned pro, seems to be following exactly the same regime! Getting me (and my cock) so excited about the future!
He's an IFBB pro and heavyweight athlete born in Christchurch, in the south coast of England. I could not find any stats such as age, height,or weight.
FOOKING 'ELL!! Now we're talking! Big Luke "Lukeybabe" (his official nickname - cause me and UKM said so) Sandoe, who at some point in his life (probably his teen years) decided he was gonna dedicate his life to consuming as many calories at humanly possible (his poor mum couldn't keep up when he was living at home and had pics of Arnie, Jay Cutler and Ronnie Coleman pinned up on his wall and gobbled up the weekly shopping in a fucking day. Luke's rule was: if it's edible, it's going down my gob - nom nom nom!), spending every day hanging around the local hardcore gym lifting heavy objects and shoving as many steroids and growth hormones as he could find up his ever growing bottom! All in the name of stomping round a stage in a pair of shiny posing trunks, looking like the love child of a cast member of Geordie Shores and a fucking gorilla!! OOOOFFF!!
ReplyDeleteHehe Muscleaddict! How fucking true! As we know, LUKEYBABE is a burgeoning professional so he's at the stage in his career globetrotting around the world and competing in no end of professional contests with the IFBB elites. But, even with world class nutritional advice and gurus galore in Muscle Beach and Oxygen Gym Kuwait, Lukeybabe still has a hankering to get him sen ome to Blighty for a bit more of him mam's cooking - roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, jam sarnies...the fuckin lot! Thankfully though, Aldi's have spotted that the food intake in Basildon periodically goes through the roof!? So, in order to cash in on this and to maximise their sales of prawn party rings and frozen cheesecake, they've opened a new store in the neighboured. As luck would have it, it's on the same industrial estate as Lukeybabe's favouritist hardcore muscle gym, that's now owned by our very own steroid dealer - Fat Macca! You see, Fat Macca has recently mustered enough cash together to buy said gym and consequently left his shop fronts roids dealing patch and gone all up market, by selling his wares from the back office!
DeleteSo, with Aldi, gym and roids dealer all together, it now a 'one stop shop' and Lukeybabe is as happy as a proverbial pig in shit. Now hes able to lift, eat and inject with total ease. Giving this British monster time to just grow and grow and grow and grow and grow!
What's even better, is that Lukeybabe's best buddy James Holingshead, who has quite recently turned pro, seems to be following exactly the same regime! Getting me (and my cock) so excited about the future!
ReplyDeleteHot as fuck amazing British Agnus bBull i d Love to milk him everyday
ReplyDeleteWow Luke Sandoe is lickable my tongue drolls like crazy Fuck tell me more about Luke Marcelo
ReplyDeleteHe's an IFBB pro and heavyweight athlete born in Christchurch, in the south coast of England. I could not find any stats such as age, height,or weight.
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