Gary Lister! The ULTIMATE working class British muscle BULL! FUCK YES!! It's not just the beast of a bod and the sexy as fuck/rough around the edges/daddy-fied looks that I love about Big Gazza...it's the fucking TOOD he displays when he's on stage!! Stomping about to Balearic 90s dance tunes (UNF UNF UNF) like a gorilla on heat, pulling all sorts of outrageously cocky and animated facial expressions and fucking SLAMMING down his power packed poses with incredible force! The vid from the 2002 NABBA Universe (a beloved DVD of mine from back in the day) is probably Gary at his best. The way he fucking STOMPS both of his feet on the stage, the crazy "fuck yeah!" facial expressions and scrunches, the back of his posers tucked into the crack of his (huge!) ass and that incredible volley of most musculars he SLAMS down to finish off his routine...BAM BAM BAM...each one to remind the audience that they're in the presence of a genuine, bonafide muscle freak! What a fucking LEGEND!!
Filho da puta que garanhao maduro tesudo do caralho esses britânicos são foda viu ta viciadao em garanhao britânico ne Marcelo o que eles tem de tão especial?
Fellas,it is my third attempt writing this! I kept going back and trying to work out what to say about a bodybuilder that has figured so large for so many years in my fantasies, wet dreams and wanking sessions! I am absolutely besotted with Northern Daddy Roid Bull Gary Lister and he is one of a few bodybuilders I will go to if I've been masterbating to muscle a bit too frequently, causing my nuts to be running on empty, but when I still have that urge to crack out another one! Gazza NEVER lets me down, and for that he (along with Ian Harrison, Markus Ruhl, Dorian Yates and Nasser el Sonbaty ) represents the gold standard in total muscle worship! Even writing their names has given me an erection and an urge to lube up my butt plug and ride it till I pop! (Watching Gazza's 2002 YouTube clip at the same time of course!). So, concentrating on Gary. What is it that gets me so worked up? Well, like everything that we love, it's that special combination of many aspects.... He has an Northern English working class look, that is raw but bullishly handsome, tattooed, earringed, balding and super virile. I now Gazza was a coal miner ...a blue collar working bloke who are often drawn to bodybuilding - demonstrating their manliness and prowess through their physiques and dogged hard graft in the gym. Gazza's rough man look had been made even hotter by all that beef! Slabs of well conditioned flesh, built over decades of lifting, eating and roiding. Shredded to the inch of his life when on stage and as Muscleaddict puts it so bloody brilliantly..its that fucking superconfident TOOD! This is, I am certain what makes him extra special..being able to show off, being totally proud of his obscenely muscled and spunkalicious physique! Not giving a fuck that most of the population don't get it, but knowing too that a bloody load of us do and are soooo grateful to blokes like him who create such magnificence of themselves in such a supreme way! Thanks Gazza mate!
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! By amazing coincidence, it has just been announced from Buckingham Palace that Gary Lister had been given a knighthood by Her Majesty The Queen in this year's New Years Honours List! This is the highest accolade that can be presented to a British Subject and once officially knighted at a ceremony in the spring, Gary will take the prestigious title - Sir Gary Lister of Harworth. It is blue riband recognition of his services to promoting Britsh Bodybuilding but as it typical of this modest man of the people, our blue-blooded muscle daddy has asked to be known simply as Sir Gazza!
Sorry but I checked the 2017 honors list and Gary Lister is not among those named. He's a great bodybuilder, yes, but that alone wouldn't qualify him for the Queen's honors list.
Rumbled! Sorry mate...wishful thinking! Im a loyal subject, so I hope i don't get a visitation from one of Her Majesty's Beefeaters (unless he's built like Sir Gazza) and get dragged off to the Tower of London!
Gary Lister! The ULTIMATE working class British muscle BULL! FUCK YES!! It's not just the beast of a bod and the sexy as fuck/rough around the edges/daddy-fied looks that I love about Big Gazza...it's the fucking TOOD he displays when he's on stage!! Stomping about to Balearic 90s dance tunes (UNF UNF UNF) like a gorilla on heat, pulling all sorts of outrageously cocky and animated facial expressions and fucking SLAMMING down his power packed poses with incredible force! The vid from the 2002 NABBA Universe (a beloved DVD of mine from back in the day) is probably Gary at his best. The way he fucking STOMPS both of his feet on the stage, the crazy "fuck yeah!" facial expressions and scrunches, the back of his posers tucked into the crack of his (huge!) ass and that incredible volley of most musculars he SLAMS down to finish off his routine...BAM BAM BAM...each one to remind the audience that they're in the presence of a genuine, bonafide muscle freak! What a fucking LEGEND!!
ReplyDeleteFilho da puta que garanhao maduro tesudo do caralho esses britânicos são foda viu ta viciadao em garanhao britânico ne Marcelo o que eles tem de tão especial?
ReplyDeleteSão belos e brutos e quando estão peludos parecem verdadeiros animais, como gorilas ou ursos.
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ReplyDeleteFellas,it is my third attempt writing this! I kept going back and trying to work out what to say about a bodybuilder that has figured so large for so many years in my fantasies, wet dreams and wanking sessions! I am absolutely besotted with Northern Daddy Roid Bull Gary Lister and he is one of a few bodybuilders I will go to if I've been masterbating to muscle a bit too frequently, causing my nuts to be running on empty, but when I still have that urge to crack out another one! Gazza NEVER lets me down, and for that he (along with Ian Harrison, Markus Ruhl, Dorian Yates and Nasser el Sonbaty ) represents the gold standard in total muscle worship! Even writing their names has given me an erection and an urge to lube up my butt plug and ride it till I pop! (Watching Gazza's 2002 YouTube clip at the same time of course!).
So, concentrating on Gary. What is it that gets me so worked up? Well, like everything that we love, it's that special combination of many aspects....
He has an Northern English working class look, that is raw but bullishly handsome, tattooed, earringed, balding and super virile. I now Gazza was a coal miner ...a blue collar working bloke who are often drawn to bodybuilding - demonstrating their manliness and prowess through their physiques and dogged hard graft in the gym. Gazza's rough man look had been made even hotter by all that beef! Slabs of well conditioned flesh, built over decades of lifting, eating and roiding. Shredded to the inch of his life when on stage and as Muscleaddict puts it so bloody brilliantly..its that fucking superconfident TOOD! This is, I am certain what makes him extra special..being able to show off, being totally proud of his obscenely muscled and spunkalicious physique! Not giving a fuck that most of the population don't get it, but knowing too that a bloody load of us do and are soooo grateful to blokes like him who create such magnificence of themselves in such a supreme way! Thanks Gazza mate!
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
ReplyDeleteBy amazing coincidence, it has just been announced from Buckingham Palace that Gary Lister had been given a knighthood by Her Majesty The Queen in this year's New Years Honours List!
This is the highest accolade that can be presented to a British Subject and once officially knighted at a ceremony in the spring, Gary will take the prestigious title - Sir Gary Lister of Harworth. It is blue riband recognition of his services to promoting Britsh Bodybuilding but as it typical of this modest man of the people, our blue-blooded muscle daddy has asked to be known simply as Sir Gazza!
Really? Maybe the Queen is a bodybuilding fan as well. She has great taste.
DeleteSorry but I checked the 2017 honors list and Gary Lister is not among those named. He's a great bodybuilder, yes, but that alone wouldn't qualify him for the Queen's honors list.
DeleteRumbled! Sorry mate...wishful thinking! Im a loyal subject, so I hope i don't get a visitation from one of Her Majesty's Beefeaters (unless he's built like Sir Gazza) and get dragged off to the Tower of London!
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