JESUS! Look at...erm...well...Jesus! With a name like that the pressure for this lad to do great things must have been astronomical. Apparently Jesus wasn't really the brightest kid at school though. Neither was he particularly sporty or creative. And he had zero special talents to boast of. Hmmm. Things weren't looking to good for him. There was only one thing left for him to do. Something bold, quirky and controversial that would guarantee him an untold amount of attention. Yep. He'd turn himself into a dick thin skinned, shredded to buggery, insanely vascular muscle freak. FUCK YEAH!!
Well fellas...like Muscleaddict, I'm going to use a few biblical connections in honour of Jesus the Paraguayan Lord of Muscle. I for one would be more than happy to be one of his devoted disciples and sit in reverence at his feet, looking up at that perfectly formed physique and handsome face. However, before being accused of bLasphemy, perhaps it's better to stop there with that fantasy as to what me and the other 11 disciple worshippers could get up to with this wondrous Muscle Prince! Another thing fellas, have you noticed his most serene facial expression..the same in every shot!? One could say he lacks emotion and he just looks almost impassive and non-plussed. I think though behind that and calm collected look, there is a man of determination, passion and I bet someone who is very, very pleased with himself! If I looked like that, I certainly would be!
I see guys like this at the gym everyday. Way too average for anyone with some standards. Definitely wouldn't look at him twice, nor any insanely vascular muscle freak.
JESUS! Look at...erm...well...Jesus! With a name like that the pressure for this lad to do great things must have been astronomical. Apparently Jesus wasn't really the brightest kid at school though. Neither was he particularly sporty or creative. And he had zero special talents to boast of. Hmmm. Things weren't looking to good for him. There was only one thing left for him to do. Something bold, quirky and controversial that would guarantee him an untold amount of attention. Yep. He'd turn himself into a dick thin skinned, shredded to buggery, insanely vascular muscle freak. FUCK YEAH!!
ReplyDeleteWell fellas...like Muscleaddict, I'm going to use a few biblical connections in honour of Jesus the Paraguayan Lord of Muscle. I for one would be more than happy to be one of his devoted disciples and sit in reverence at his feet, looking up at that perfectly formed physique and handsome face. However, before being accused of bLasphemy, perhaps it's better to stop there with that fantasy as to what me and the other 11 disciple worshippers could get up to with this wondrous Muscle Prince! Another thing fellas, have you noticed his most serene facial expression..the same in every shot!? One could say he lacks emotion and he just looks almost impassive and non-plussed. I think though behind that and calm collected look, there is a man of determination, passion and I bet someone who is very, very pleased with himself! If I looked like that, I certainly would be!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to be one of his disciples, and in his church the sacramental bread would be made from his "seeds".
ReplyDeleteUau tesao puta que pariu você diz discípulo de Jesus cristo? Uau ja tive fantasias com isso!
ReplyDeleteDiscípulo de Jesus Britos, mas se Jesus Cristo fosse um bodybuilder, eu também o seguiria.
ReplyDeleteI see guys like this at the gym everyday. Way too average for anyone with some standards. Definitely wouldn't look at him twice, nor any insanely vascular muscle freak.
ReplyDeleteHey cochinillo what happned with you? I m miss you! What s new?
DeleteDon't worry. I'm still around, keeping the standards high :)
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