Saturday, March 4, 2017

American Hercules Guy Cisternino











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  1. What can we say about Guy? TRUNKS!!! This God has to be the owner of some of the most outrageous posers out there. Shiny, tight, tiny, slurpy trunks. Love it!

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    1. Did someone say shiny slurpy posing trunks?! BOIIIING!!! So three things pop in my head when I think of Guy. 1) EARS!! (UKM I'll get to you in a bit) 2) Scrunchy monkey facial expressions (the nutter!) and 3) As you brilliantly pointed out John, his exceptional taste in POSERS!! Always colourful. Always tiny. And ALWAYS soooo damn fucking shiny. LOVE EM! And if I didn't know any better I'd say Guy loves em too. It's funny how certain bodybuilders just get it SO right with their trunks (Santi and Ben Pacman to make a few others). Maybe they just have a supplier who produces particularly hit trunks, maybe they just have exceptional taste or maybe (maybe) they know exactly what trunks do for guys like us and they go out of their way to find the hottest, shiniest, tiniest trunks on the market knowing full bloody well the likes of me, John, UKM and the dozens of other posing trunk fans out there (there's a LOT of us!!) will be panting, slurping and swooning into our laptops cone competition day!

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  2. ..Talk about 'the early bird catching the worm'! John..your comment says posted at 2.01am!. So mate? Was that because you'd just got home after an evening out or are you like me..have to get up for a slash but can't help checking the mobile for 'early morning muscle developments'. I'm terrible for it and once awake, its hard to put it down..the mobile of course..hehe! It's getting to the point where i have to get to bed extra early else the next day is a write off!..Worth it though, don't you think mate!
    Yes, yes! Totally agree about the posers but bonus points awarded for beard, lovely chunky 'no messing bod' kinda goofy 'bit of a lug' face (not at all a critisism..love it)! But also his sexy as fuck sticky out ears! I love em..bet he got picked on for em at school so took up bb to show em what for! So all told, a really great sexy man!
    Oops..Also love his chain around his bull neck..slurp!

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    1. Ok I now have an image of you waking up at 2am. Unlike most people who'd be annoyed and just want to get back to sleep, the first thing that pops into your head is...MUSCLE!!! Half asleep you grab your phone muttering "muscle, gotta check muscle, NEED to see muscle"! And the first site you go to is (of course)....our trusted blog WWB!! Hehe!! Ok imagination going a bit wild there mate but I think you're well and truly living up to your "Musclenut" name with that 2am confession mate! Love it!! And I'm in total agreement on the Guy front - I don't know why but big/sticky our ears do it for me big time and they don't get more sticky out-y than Guys!! I'm even quite liking the hipster beard too. Gives him yet another added quirk, along with the ears, the always shiny trunks and those bonkers bordering on downright nutty, scrunchy munchy facial expressions. He doesn't give two fucks about much when he's on the stage does he? He's just gonna squeeeeeze that beef as hard as he can and fucking sker-UNCH that mug like his life depends on it. And all we can do is sit back and watch.

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    2. WWB - any chance of a post on the 212 class winner Ahmad Ashkanani?!

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    3. Haha Musclenut. Busted! I did wake up to go to the loo, came back to bed, and hit the refresh button on WWB (I leave it open most of the time just, because). Got sucked into a Guy Cisternino worship session hardcore. Ping ponging between YouTube and the pics on here. Highly satisfying outcome ;-)

      And I echo MA. Would LOVE to see a post on Ahmad Ashkanani. He's another one of those middle eastern pocket Gods. Thick slabs of juicy muscle hanging off him. he reminds me of the late great Baitollah Abbaspour. Yum!

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    4. Initially I planned to post both Guy and Ahmad together, but I thought this could be too much for some people's hearts. I'm going to post Ahmad soon.

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  3. Yes Eduardo, I totally agree, leave some (cum) for me please!!!

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