Monday, January 16, 2017

Mr. Mexico 2016 Victor Rea Cano













12 comments:

  1. Again I ask what's the point of a poser? Mostly all the competition pics his overly pumped glutes are barely contained or the front pouch is cut so low that his cock will flop out. I'm sure some guys will complain of being too tiny. Each guy should be given a couple vagrant before taking the stage.

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  2. Over here in the UK, the government and the lentil eating, cardigan wearing Green Party are always encouraging us to think about the enviroment. They want us to buy locally produced food and shit like that. The idea is that by buying a cabbage and a bag of carrots grown close to home, it will cut down on transport costs, reduce fuel consumption, reverse global warming and save the polar bears from drowning due to lack of icebergs! You may ask why the fuck is UKMN telling us this!?..Isn't this a blog site about admiring and lusting over hard as fuck muscle monsters and the art of muscle worship!? You'd be correct to be puzzled, but the point I want to make is that I think this fucking hot assed, gorgeous fucking ripped to shreads muscle god..Mr fucking Mexico himself does follow this philosophy of buying locally made products. The difference is though is that he doesn't give a bugger where his fruit and vegetables come from. The stuff he buys is all the fucking locally produced roids and growth hormones the Great Mexican Republic is so world famous for! I bet this jacked muscle freak lives in an apartment above one of those many 'pharmacies' in Tijuana, just over the border from the US! This way he can nip down at any time to stock up on any muscle enhancer he needs..just like we buy a pint of milk and a newspaper in our local shop here in the UK! I hope you don't think that I'm anti steroids or anything else. As an absolute admirer of jacked up muscle freaks, I've long accepted the fact that certain men want to take there bodies on a journey of discovery, extreme growth and development. They bust their magnificent asses in the gym by training life fucking maniacs, they eat mega amounts of protein and they use roids to really crank up that amazing beasted look we all FUCKING LOVE!! So..bring on the roids, cycles, injections, bitch tits, protruding growth hormone bellies and back acne! They're the badges of honour worn by our hot as fuck Muscle Lords!! If i was living in Mexico...Too right, I for one would be at the front of the fucking queue!!

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  3. Forgot to say i LOVE the youtube clip..those mexican muscle gods are astoudingly gourgeous. I think its the genetic combination of spanish and indiginous american indian...mega sexy!.KER-FUCKING-SPLATT!

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    1. Sorry eduardo..english is such a flexible language so a few slang words for people who speak it as their mother language makes it amusing and dynamic...I will try to explain...'bust their magnificent asses in the gym' 'Bust' means 'break or broken' but here, it means 'to work very hard in the gym'. 'Eat mega amounts of protein'...this means to eat a very large quantity of protein. 'Use roid to crank up...'...'Crank up'means..'make even bigger and also faster'...so the sentence means 'use steroids to enlarge their muscles MASSIVELY and faster too' 'Beasted'...this means..all of these words together'powerful, stronger, harder...super manly and macho'. 'Bring on the roids.....' this means that even though steroids are powerful and can be dangerous, that does not matter...what is important is that hot muscle men take lots of steroids so they become bigger and more sexy! When bodybuilders have bad side affects from taking steroids, they sometimes get swelling around their nipples..'bitch tits'. They also get big stomachs (bellies) because they take growth hormone. 'back acne'...means pimples and spots on their back, which is another side affect of steroids. 'A badge of honour' is a medal which you are proud of. So, if i can explain it all, it means that the bad visible side affects of steroid use is something that huge muscle gods can be proud of because steroids make them look more extreme and sexy. I hope this helps eduardo!

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    2. Thanks UK! Use less native english expression ok? I please speak more sex obscene words i love it!

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    3. I think I'll have to cobtinue to say it my way mate, sorry. But i am happy to translate/explain anything you do not understand. It'll help to expand your understanding English too (which is already good).

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  4. FUCK!! Never heard of this lad before but he's a hottie and a bloody half! It's not the crazily shredded quads that get my attention the most though. Or those rather gorgeous looks. Or even his seemingly large (and fucking hot!) collection of bright, colourful posing trunks. Nope. It's those adorable/cheeky-as-a-chimp facial expressions he insists on pulling as he's cranking all that mighty muscle on stage. The slightly goofy expression he's pulling as he's blowing up his thick guns gorgeous in the second shot is a goodie, but my absolute fave is that cocky as FUCK expression in the shot where he's crouching down and cranking out that most muscular. Eyes jammed shut and mouth wide open (the cheeky rascal). Funny - it's almost as if he's PROUD of the fact that he's transformed himself into an abnormally muscular, shredded to fuckery muscle beast with veins, lines and cuts all over his body where most people just have skin! Not only that, but I get the distinct impression from that shot that he's also getting a bit of a kick out of being on stage. Flexing his crazy muscle mass in nothing but his teenie posers in front of an adoring and awe-stricken audience, some of which are, no doubt, on the verge of creaming in their chairs at the sight of the huge, cocky, flexing muscle freak before them.

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  5. Eduardo....you completely misunderstood my comments.

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  6. Ace as always MA..your writing is so punchy and robust but at the same time flows like quicksilver..love it!

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    1. Awwww - thanks matie, I'm really glad you liked the comment! :) I watched the video after I posted it and he's even more bloody gorgeous than he is in his pics!

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