As my fellow Brit and admirer of male beef Muscleaddict would say 'FOOKIN ELL....WHAT AN ASS'! Fucking hell indeed, when you take a look at the whole package on this antipodean muscle bull! He is absolutely extraordinary and that first pic where he's showing of his trademark hefty botty, but also (if you can manage to tear your eyes away from the back end department), take a look at that immense mountain range of bulging back! Its so breathtaking to see its expanse, like a 3-D map of that New Zealand mountain range where the filmed Lord of the Rings! Infact, the pose is totally magnificent, oozing virility and strength with that stretched out arm and clenched fist! I'm seriously liking Steve's general image change with the bad boy/ hipster floppy hairdo and single earing, making him that little bit more edgy, to add a frisson of excitement...necessary for almost anything starting with 'New Zealand' with the exception of the All Black's Rugby Team! One last thing...THOSE GLORIOUSLY STRETCHED MARBLED GREEN POSERS STRETCHINNNNNNNNG OVER THAT HUUUUUUGE BUM! KER-FUCKIN INDEED!
OH GOD. OH FUCK. OH JESUS. So, like everyone, I have a few weaknesses in life. Things that render me completely powerless. Tabby cats. Pixar animation films (genuinely not 12). Any and all chocolate (genuinely not a woman). And STEVE ORTON'S ASS!! Sorry to be cliched and obvious UKM mate, but, well...FUCKING HELL!! It's not that Steve's bottom is big. It's that it's SO big that it makes me up about 35% of his total fucking body weight. I mean...FUCKING LOOK AT IT!! You've heard of the phrase "two eggs in a handkerchief". Well, with Steve it's more like "two fucking planets in a pair of posers". I once dedicated a whole blog post to Steve's ridiculous sized RUMP and I feel like I need to dedicate about a hundred more! By the way, I love the fact that my name got mentioned on the second line of the very first comment on this post (thanks UKM)! I feel like that could be a good life goal. When people see Steve's arse, they INSTANTLY think of me! FUCK YEAH!! OK probably not gonna happen but let me have my fun!
But it's not all about the ass with Steve though. OK it's 90% about the ass, but there's other stuff I love about this Kiwi lad-beast too! That brain boggling back, the crazily etched tummy muscles, those mondo sized wheels and the striation packed pecs! Everything on Steve's physique is super sized and carved to perfection!
And, much like UKM, I'm loving Steve's look too! Non Brits might not get this but he just looks like such a fucking LAD! He looks like he waddles and stomps through life getting EXACTLY what he wants and making zero apologies for it! I think UKM got it spot on though with "hipster bad boy"! For some reason I can really picture Steve in a soap. Emmerdale or Corrie. Rocking into The Woolpack in some biker gear, shagging half the female characters, destroying several of the shows relationships and appearing on the cover of "Attitude" magazine before leaving to do Strictly.
And you can't look like a hipster bad boy with an arse the size of Pluto and NOT show a bit of 'tude on stage. Which Steve does in a-fuckin-bundance! Ripping it up and showing off his hard earned freaky mass while pulling the cockiest of faces! Perfect example; that side chest pose with his gob open in gloriously cheeky fashion! FUCK YEAH STEVE!!
And lastly, as UKM also brilliantly pointed out, there's the posers (another weakness of mine)!! I love a lad with a large trunk collection and it looks like Steve's is growing by the show! Just in this post alone we can see green, black, red and blue! The best of which, by far, are those shiny, glossy, marble green fuckers!
So, to sum up, the trunks are getting shinier, the looks are getting sexier, the bod's getting crazier, the tude's get cockier and the ass (if possible!) is getting even more humungous! Are you trying to fucking kill me Steve?! Because of this carries on, he'll probably succeed. But fuck...what a way to go!
Oh sweet mother of god....Fuuuuucccckkkk you boy are killing it on the blog today. I really almost stroked out on the first shot. That ASS for fucking days, that incredible mountain range of a back. Those green posers holding on for dear life. My god what a beast. He sure knmow that everyone is feasting there eyes on that ass...but as MA said there is so much more...abs for effing days, beautiful shoulders like baseball delts. Haven’t looked at the videos as I need to calm don a bit after reading. The whole bad boy thing also irking well for him. It looks like a bit of a top knot on that hair...can’t quite make it out. I’ll be dreaming of his poser collection today and wishing to have found one and the laundyand I’m chasing down the owner...a big man called Stevie the grunting OX...F
Jeeeeeeesussssssss mates! I've just gotten back from bell ringing and tea and a hob-nob (a make of British biscuit btw) with the vicar, only to find two spunk inducing comments that are so potent, I don't even need a pic of Steve to get the hardest erection and a burning need to crank out some of my swimmers! Marcello, this is why I love your blog so much ...you give us the pics, ignite the touch-paper and stand well back for the comments to explode..no doubt like our respective cocks! Today, it's WWB at its 'fookin' best!
BTW Anonymous F. If you haven't read it already, check out Muscleaddict's great story - 'Have you seen these posers?' Based on that very fantasy...finding a pair of bb posers in a launderette!
Of course I have...I was just giving it as a reference...knew you'd pick up on it. Isn't Kiwi Stevie the Bomb???I could hardly type, so many errors in my post...tea with the Vicar? Hope he's hot. F
Hehe! Loving the reference mate!! At this rate I think Steve could give the bodybuilder from that story a run for his money with his posing trunk collection! ;)
As my fellow Brit and admirer of male beef Muscleaddict would say 'FOOKIN ELL....WHAT AN ASS'! Fucking hell indeed, when you take a look at the whole package on this antipodean muscle bull! He is absolutely extraordinary and that first pic where he's showing of his trademark hefty botty, but also (if you can manage to tear your eyes away from the back end department), take a look at that immense mountain range of bulging back! Its so breathtaking to see its expanse, like a 3-D map of that New Zealand mountain range where the filmed Lord of the Rings! Infact, the pose is totally magnificent, oozing virility and strength with that stretched out arm and clenched fist!
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously liking Steve's general image change with the bad boy/ hipster floppy hairdo and single earing, making him that little bit more edgy, to add a frisson of excitement...necessary for almost anything starting with 'New Zealand' with the exception of the All Black's Rugby Team!
One last thing...THOSE GLORIOUSLY STRETCHED MARBLED GREEN POSERS STRETCHINNNNNNNNG OVER THAT HUUUUUUGE BUM! KER-FUCKIN INDEED!
OH GOD. OH FUCK. OH JESUS. So, like everyone, I have a few weaknesses in life. Things that render me completely powerless. Tabby cats. Pixar animation films (genuinely not 12). Any and all chocolate (genuinely not a woman). And STEVE ORTON'S ASS!! Sorry to be cliched and obvious UKM mate, but, well...FUCKING HELL!! It's not that Steve's bottom is big. It's that it's SO big that it makes me up about 35% of his total fucking body weight. I mean...FUCKING LOOK AT IT!! You've heard of the phrase "two eggs in a handkerchief". Well, with Steve it's more like "two fucking planets in a pair of posers". I once dedicated a whole blog post to Steve's ridiculous sized RUMP and I feel like I need to dedicate about a hundred more! By the way, I love the fact that my name got mentioned on the second line of the very first comment on this post (thanks UKM)! I feel like that could be a good life goal. When people see Steve's arse, they INSTANTLY think of me! FUCK YEAH!! OK probably not gonna happen but let me have my fun!
ReplyDeleteBut it's not all about the ass with Steve though. OK it's 90% about the ass, but there's other stuff I love about this Kiwi lad-beast too! That brain boggling back, the crazily etched tummy muscles, those mondo sized wheels and the striation packed pecs! Everything on Steve's physique is super sized and carved to perfection!
And, much like UKM, I'm loving Steve's look too! Non Brits might not get this but he just looks like such a fucking LAD! He looks like he waddles and stomps through life getting EXACTLY what he wants and making zero apologies for it! I think UKM got it spot on though with "hipster bad boy"! For some reason I can really picture Steve in a soap. Emmerdale or Corrie. Rocking into The Woolpack in some biker gear, shagging half the female characters, destroying several of the shows relationships and appearing on the cover of "Attitude" magazine before leaving to do Strictly.
And you can't look like a hipster bad boy with an arse the size of Pluto and NOT show a bit of 'tude on stage. Which Steve does in a-fuckin-bundance! Ripping it up and showing off his hard earned freaky mass while pulling the cockiest of faces! Perfect example; that side chest pose with his gob open in gloriously cheeky fashion! FUCK YEAH STEVE!!
And lastly, as UKM also brilliantly pointed out, there's the posers (another weakness of mine)!! I love a lad with a large trunk collection and it looks like Steve's is growing by the show! Just in this post alone we can see green, black, red and blue! The best of which, by far, are those shiny, glossy, marble green fuckers!
So, to sum up, the trunks are getting shinier, the looks are getting sexier, the bod's getting crazier, the tude's get cockier and the ass (if possible!) is getting even more humungous! Are you trying to fucking kill me Steve?! Because of this carries on, he'll probably succeed. But fuck...what a way to go!
Oh sweet mother of god....Fuuuuucccckkkk you boy are killing it on the blog today. I really almost stroked out on the first shot. That ASS for fucking days, that incredible mountain range of a back. Those green posers holding on for dear life. My god what a beast.
ReplyDeleteHe sure knmow that everyone is feasting there eyes on that ass...but as MA said there is so much more...abs for effing days, beautiful shoulders like baseball delts.
Haven’t looked at the videos as I need to calm don a bit after reading.
The whole bad boy thing also irking well for him. It looks like a bit of a top knot on that hair...can’t quite make it out.
I’ll be dreaming of his poser collection today and wishing to have found one and the laundyand I’m chasing down the owner...a big man called Stevie the grunting OX...F
Jeeeeeeesussssssss mates! I've just gotten back from bell ringing and tea and a hob-nob (a make of British biscuit btw) with the vicar, only to find two spunk inducing comments that are so potent, I don't even need a pic of Steve to get the hardest erection and a burning need to crank out some of my swimmers! Marcello, this is why I love your blog so much ...you give us the pics, ignite the touch-paper and stand well back for the comments to explode..no doubt like our respective cocks! Today, it's WWB at its 'fookin' best!
ReplyDeleteBTW Anonymous F. If you haven't read it already, check out
ReplyDeleteMuscleaddict's great story - 'Have you seen these posers?' Based on that very fantasy...finding a pair of bb posers in a launderette!
Of course I have...I was just giving it as a reference...knew you'd pick up on it. Isn't Kiwi Stevie the Bomb???I could hardly type, so many errors in my post...tea with the Vicar? Hope he's hot. F
DeleteHehe! Loving the reference mate!! At this rate I think Steve could give the bodybuilder from that story a run for his money with his posing trunk collection! ;)
DeleteAmen to that brother...F
DeleteSteve Orton = MEGA MASCULINE POWER & GLORY TO THE MAX!!!
ReplyDeleteI think Steve can currently claim to be the owner of the biggest butt in the sport.
ReplyDeletePutz Nao reconheci o stve orton como ta velho qual idade dele o que aconteceu com ele que ficou tao velho ?
ReplyDeleteSteve tem 28 anos. Pra mim ele parece moço ainda.
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