From huge arsed Aussies to teenie tiny trunk sporting Americans! Well anyone who checks my blog will know I'm a massive fan of this jacked up, tude packed beef hottie! In fact, he was one of my favourite bodybuilders from last year. Virtually coming out of nowhere and earning a shit load of fans with his big ass biceps, teenie weenie waist and beautifully feathered quads. All of which are complimented with his gorgeous, cheeky chappie looks, penchant for being a cocky little fucker when's he's flexing on stage and his rather bloody awesome taste in tiny sized posing trunks!! Case in point, the little blue bad boys he's sporting here, made by the always amazing Muscle Potential! The straps of which will come in handy if he gets some protein bar stuck in his teeth backstage. And since I'm bum mad at the moment (mostly thanks to Steve Orton) I can't NOT mention that (not so) little beefy bottom which is just unapologetically hanging out of those purple posers for the whole room to see in the last but one shot! It's absurd when you think about it really. That there's actually a sport where guys get to stand on a stage and proudly show off how huge their arses are! Well, Derek mate, if you ever make it to Oz, there's a very specialist support group of relatable lads you'd be very much welcome to be a part of! With free Hobnobs and everything.
Dawgnabbit Muscleaddict! Yesterday is was Sam Pe-arse (get it) and today its Derek Lunsford! Yet again you've covered all the fucking bases...huge physique, huge BUNDUDO (thanks lukkas) shit hot handsomeness, stage tood and dental floss strapped shiny posers! By eck, those bad boys don't half stand out and one could say they're the cherry on the fucking bantenburg cake! Love your idea that the sport we love, positively encourages red blooded males to strut about in front of a paying audience and show off their huge botties! Also fucking love the fact that it encourage the same red blooded males to take stuff that makes them super huge but also makes their winkies and nuts to shrink to such an extent that they can wear such tiny lil dormouse hibernation hammocks! Yet, still look as virile and jacked as fuckety-fuck! PS mate..think there may be some translation issues to deal with!
Beautiful little mother fucker....and yes UK, what is it about us that makes us want to strip down to almost nothing and show off the hard work it takes to build an incredible physique? whatever I’m so glad that many males do!!! Derek is hot as fuck and as you’ll read below lives not far and may have to take a field trip...Must be Muscle Potental posers, they really are made to fit each unique body...even the guys who sacrifice their cock and ball size to build massive muscle. Quad shot above with his circumcised little cock head saying hello is great...I’m so the quad, ass/arse fan...F
Regarding Derek, what really caught my attention, in addition to the immoral posers, are his pointy ears and teeth that resemble fangs, making him look like a jacked up vampire, ghoul or demon straight from a horror flick.
A beefy, shredded, bodybuilding vampire in tiny, shiny posers? Sounds like a Blumhouse horror film waiting to happen. Can we give it another twist and make the vampire gay? I'm thinking the love interest should be British. No previous acting experience needed for the role. Best make it a love triangle too with a huge, bodybuilding werewolf also trying to win his affections. The role of which requires an Australian bodybuilder whose, erm...rather blessed in the general buttock area. Auditions take place tomorrow lads!
hummm delicious ARSE is equal to RABUDO or BUNDUDO in portuguese very used for big butts in Brazil is another imoral dirty word than ARSE for big ass in english ?
Butt is an American term. We don't really use it here in the UK but it's considered more of a fun/comical word to use (over here at least). Ass/arse is more adult, and considered more of a profanity, and generally dirtier/more sexual.
This hot little fucker popped up on my radar last year. Pocket sized adorable. I traced him to a small little back water town in Indiana. Next state over. My need to take a spring trip and maybe get a work out at his gym. F
Words can barely express how much I love this little Roided Midget Cocky Leprechaun!
This cute as fuck arrogant munchkin drives me insane! I love literally everything about Derek even the fact that he’s only 5’6…..but to compensate that unfortunate trait, he choose to transform himself into the magnificent beast he’s now and who’ll only get Bigger and Better!
Derek is the kind of Gift To Humanity that makes me kinda like short men BUT only if they are big, bloated, roided and cocky as FUCK!
His Microcock is only icing on the cake in my opinion! Like I’ve said countless times before and shared by the other opinions here, his certain pride or simply indifference of his absence of bulge is Amazing and he only enhances it by wearing those Absolutely Astonishingly Fantastic teeny-tiny blue metallic Muscle Potential posing trunks! For the part supposed to covered his glutes, it sends shivers down my spine and makes me lick my lips at that sight of such Beauty and Perfection! The seam makes his humongous shredded Roided-Pumped ass-cheeks show even better attraction to the eye at first glance! I LOVE that he shoved the thin fabric between his nuts-cracker bum to showcase them even more, all in mind to turn us ON even more and fantasise on worshipping (and or abusing) such a cute little pint-sized hunk!
About that Fucking Beautiful Face, Derek has it all; the devilish smile (+ sexy fangs), the pointy devilish elf ears, those pretty boyish eyes, the sharp jawline and that fantastic permanent-bloated look gained by countless strong Roids cycles! To had to his near perfection, Derek always displays the highest level of attitude and cockiness! I LOVE IT!
The Dreamer says it point on about Derek the Magnificent and I could only repeat the same. As for the size Queens, I'm sure nobody would turn down the chance to go down on his granite muscled stem that has to shoot the thickest sweetest muscle paste you could imagine being wedged between those young massive gorgeous inner thigh muscle slabs.
From huge arsed Aussies to teenie tiny trunk sporting Americans! Well anyone who checks my blog will know I'm a massive fan of this jacked up, tude packed beef hottie! In fact, he was one of my favourite bodybuilders from last year. Virtually coming out of nowhere and earning a shit load of fans with his big ass biceps, teenie weenie waist and beautifully feathered quads. All of which are complimented with his gorgeous, cheeky chappie looks, penchant for being a cocky little fucker when's he's flexing on stage and his rather bloody awesome taste in tiny sized posing trunks!! Case in point, the little blue bad boys he's sporting here, made by the always amazing Muscle Potential! The straps of which will come in handy if he gets some protein bar stuck in his teeth backstage. And since I'm bum mad at the moment (mostly thanks to Steve Orton) I can't NOT mention that (not so) little beefy bottom which is just unapologetically hanging out of those purple posers for the whole room to see in the last but one shot! It's absurd when you think about it really. That there's actually a sport where guys get to stand on a stage and proudly show off how huge their arses are! Well, Derek mate, if you ever make it to Oz, there's a very specialist support group of relatable lads you'd be very much welcome to be a part of! With free Hobnobs and everything.
ReplyDeleteDawgnabbit Muscleaddict! Yesterday is was Sam Pe-arse (get it) and today its Derek Lunsford! Yet again you've covered all the fucking bases...huge physique, huge BUNDUDO (thanks lukkas) shit hot handsomeness, stage tood and dental floss strapped shiny posers! By eck, those bad boys don't half stand out and one could say they're the cherry on the fucking bantenburg cake! Love your idea that the sport we love, positively encourages red blooded males to strut about in front of a paying audience and show off their huge botties! Also fucking love the fact that it encourage the same red blooded males to take stuff that makes them super huge but also makes their winkies and nuts to shrink to such an extent that they can wear such tiny lil dormouse hibernation hammocks! Yet, still look as virile and jacked as fuckety-fuck!
DeletePS mate..think there may be some translation issues to deal with!
Beautiful little mother fucker....and yes UK, what is it about us that makes us want to strip down to almost nothing and show off the hard work it takes to build an incredible physique? whatever I’m so glad that many males do!!! Derek is hot as fuck and as you’ll read below lives not far and may have to take a field trip...Must be Muscle Potental posers, they really are made to fit each unique body...even the guys who sacrifice their cock and ball size to build massive muscle.
DeleteQuad shot above with his circumcised little cock head saying hello is great...I’m so the quad, ass/arse fan...F
YES YES YES! Attitude, Big Ass & Small Shiny Posing Trunks is all any muscles lover/worshipper needs!
DeleteRegarding Derek, what really caught my attention, in addition to the immoral posers, are his pointy ears and teeth that resemble fangs, making him look like a jacked up vampire, ghoul or demon straight from a horror flick.
ReplyDeleteA beefy, shredded, bodybuilding vampire in tiny, shiny posers? Sounds like a Blumhouse horror film waiting to happen. Can we give it another twist and make the vampire gay? I'm thinking the love interest should be British. No previous acting experience needed for the role. Best make it a love triangle too with a huge, bodybuilding werewolf also trying to win his affections. The role of which requires an Australian bodybuilder whose, erm...rather blessed in the general buttock area. Auditions take place tomorrow lads!
Deleteplease muscleaddict what does the word ARSED means? in "From huge arsed Aussies to teenie tiny trunk sporting Americans"!
Deletehummm delicious ARSE is equal to RABUDO or BUNDUDO in portuguese very used for big butts in Brazil is another imoral dirty word than ARSE for big ass in english ?
Deletewell I've heard of Butted or Big butted sounds more obscene and sexy to me than Arsed I do not know if for the English
DeleteButt is an American term. We don't really use it here in the UK but it's considered more of a fun/comical word to use (over here at least). Ass/arse is more adult, and considered more of a profanity, and generally dirtier/more sexual.
Deleteeatable sexy mothafucker Derek Lunsford is hot like a muscle devil
ReplyDeleteThis hot little fucker popped up on my radar last year. Pocket sized adorable. I traced him to a small little back water town in Indiana. Next state over. My need to take a spring trip and maybe get a work out at his gym. F
ReplyDeletesorry F i dont uderstand do you traced him to a small little back water town in Indiana? have you sex with him ?
Deleteplease who is that guy ??
ReplyDeleteplease nome marcelo?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--A0sjLDQ8M8/UNGOOLdXpjI/AAAAAAAAKj8/Res7E8b9_PM/s1600/Vintage-8583.jpg
Não sei o nome, nunca tinha visto.
ReplyDeleteWords can barely express how much I love this little Roided Midget Cocky Leprechaun!
ReplyDeleteThis cute as fuck arrogant munchkin drives me insane! I love literally everything about Derek even the fact that he’s only 5’6…..but to compensate that unfortunate trait, he choose to transform himself into the magnificent beast he’s now and who’ll only get Bigger and Better!
Derek is the kind of Gift To Humanity that makes me kinda like short men BUT only if they are big, bloated, roided and cocky as FUCK!
His Microcock is only icing on the cake in my opinion! Like I’ve said countless times before and shared by the other opinions here, his certain pride or simply indifference of his absence of bulge is Amazing and he only enhances it by wearing those Absolutely Astonishingly Fantastic teeny-tiny blue metallic Muscle Potential posing trunks! For the part supposed to covered his glutes, it sends shivers down my spine and makes me lick my lips at that sight of such Beauty and Perfection! The seam makes his humongous shredded Roided-Pumped ass-cheeks show even better attraction to the eye at first glance! I LOVE that he shoved the thin fabric between his nuts-cracker bum to showcase them even more, all in mind to turn us ON even more and fantasise on worshipping (and or abusing) such a cute little pint-sized hunk!
About that Fucking Beautiful Face, Derek has it all; the devilish smile (+ sexy fangs), the pointy devilish elf ears, those pretty boyish eyes, the sharp jawline and that fantastic permanent-bloated look gained by countless strong Roids cycles! To had to his near perfection, Derek always displays the highest level of attitude and cockiness! I LOVE IT!
What a magnificent description of Derek, thank you, Dreamer!
DeleteHe charges 1000$ for a side lick backstage in the pump room before a show.
ReplyDeleteThe Dreamer says it point on about Derek the Magnificent and I could only repeat the same. As for the size Queens, I'm sure nobody would turn down the chance to go down on his granite muscled stem that has to shoot the thickest sweetest muscle paste you could imagine being wedged between those young massive gorgeous inner thigh muscle slabs.
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