Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Jaroslav Horvath, the living god from Slovakia


























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  1. Here's a blast from the past! Jaroslav Horvath (no relation to Billy. Ahem - moving on), owner of the most GORGEOUS set of tummy popping ab blocks (his abs & thighs is surely his best pose?) with a face that's also a little bit gorgeous to match! Something tells me he didn't wear those little black posers a second time (shame). Do you think anyone was brave enough to tell him they were a little on the small side? Psssst! Jaroslav, mate! The mouse is coming out of the house. Whooops! It would be easy to think from pics that Jaroslav isn't the most expressive, or cockiest of bodybuilders on stage. I used to think this too until I watched a DVD of him in a mid noughties show. Ok, he was far from the cockiest fucker on stage but he was huffing, puffing, grunting and "AHHH"ing as he hit his abs and thighs with the rest of 'em! The cheeky bugger!

    As for that last vid where he's getting tanned up with his posers practically half way down his thighs...fucking outrageous!! I don't think much of the guys tanning him up though. They're just slapping the stuff on and rubbing it in so fast. Slow down lads!! It's not a race. I feel like I could do a much better job, but I'm gonna need an assistant. Who's gonna help me? UKM? Anonymous F? Maybe the good man WWB himself? First one who replies to this comment gets the jobs!

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    1. Bleedin ell mate! They are a bit bloody rough aren't they! Treating poor Jaroslav like a piece of dead meat!! The fuckin cheek of it! It's as if they're not actually gay and they're not actually muscle worshippers! What's up with em!!? And, how come they got assigned that job when they haven't got the essential job skills? It's like they're on some sort of government employment scheme to get em off the unemployed register! Bet they wanna get it done quick so they can get home to watch Emmerdale!
      You can even see Jaroslav getting annoyed with the big pie-faced dope in the scarlet red shirt and Rick Astley style peg slacks (fucking yuck)!
      Maybe it's cos he's so used to being handled by dedicated and fully trained gay muscle worshippers who'd be taking absolutely ages, savouring every moment, eeking out every second so as to keep their mits working over every square inch of this pint size muscle bull. (Who is also achingly handsome btw).
      Maybe too he was a bit perplexed, as he was expecting the usual treatment. That is, getting a buff up and shine with the 'special white sticky cream' his usual attendants annoint his sexy as fuckity fuck abs with!

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    2. Congrats mate! The position is yours! And the pair of us will do a damn sight better job than those two heathens. Get ready to rub tan into Jarsolav's juicy pecs, thick, blocky abs, pumped lats and huge arms (gloves not needed)! Who knows...if he's happy with the job he might do a bit of cheeky posing for us!

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    3. To tell you the truth, I didn't even note the guys tanning Jaro up, but I agree they don't seem to have the skills required for the job.
      On a side note, the blog has hit the mark of 15 million views today!

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    4. That's amazing mate!! I'm almost on 5 million hehe!

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    5. Hey guys...I was late and so busy today just had a chance to check the blog now...Horvath has been one of my very favorites for a long long time...he’s like pocket size...I could take him out and play with him all day...and yes MA, UKMN, and I will be glad to take on the task of tanning him to perfection...warm hands applying just the right amount in just the right places...up for the task boys??? F

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  2. Caralho que cavalão bombado loiro muito gostoso e apetitoso um dos melhores

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  3. Jaroslav ta um tesão de garanhão puta que pariu gostoso ele compete?

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