Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Kiwi Maori muscle god Darryn Onekawa























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  2. Stunning... Beautiful...but most of the photos are disguising his beautiful physique. That tanning junk is just too dark and makes him look very flat. Last few photos are much better.

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    1. Oh guys that Tan junk is very sexy i d Love to stick my tongue in that Tanning body i Love men in protan
      Its so fucking hot
      This stud is Cute

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  3. GOSTOSO! Muito bom ein ô lá em casa parece um Guerreiro Mongol muito tesudo
    Eles descendem de asiáticos
    chineses japoneses?
    Onde posso encomendar um desses pra eu brincar?


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    1. Os maoris vivem na Nova Zelândia e dizem que descendem dos polinésios.
      José Maromba, você vai ter que viajar pra Nova Zelândia pra encontrar um.

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  4. Poor Darryn. Mother Nature didn't exactly bless him in the looks department did she? He had a tough old time of it at school. "E.T", "The Elephant Man" and "Sloth from The Goonies" were just some of the cruel nicknames his classmates christened him. Mrs Onekawa was constantly telling her downbeat son that looks didn't matter, that God made him in his own image. Yada yada yada. She would even blast Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" into the Onekawa household twenty times a day in an attempt to make him feel better. Darryn would listen to that song with his eyes closed wanting to believe that the lyrics were true and that Christina was right; he WAS beautiful (no matter what they said).

    Darryn thought things might get better once he grew up, but sadly they didn't. He would go out on the piss with his mates at the weekend and watch them all pull birds left right and centre. But no one even wanted to have a quick drunken snog with poor Darryn. He would sit on the sidelines watching his mates do all the things normal young lads were supposed to do, all the time an angry rage burning in the pit of his stomach at the injustice of it all and trying but failing to believe in Christina's words of wisdom, while one question continuously went round and round in his head; "WHY ME"?!

    Things finally got too much for Darryn after an incident at a Halloween party. The host opened the door to Darryn, screamed with fright and said, "Bloody hell! That's a scary mask"! "Ummm. Dude, this is my face", came Darryn's reply.

    Something snapped inside of Darryn at that moment. "Right! I've had enough of THIS!" he said to the host, before turning around and storming back home, but not before the guy behind him said, "Mate! Cool mask"! "ITS MY FACE!", Darryn yelled as he departed the scene.

    Back at home, a determined Darryn stood in front of his mirror and spoke to his ugly mug reflection. "OK God I get it! You want me to suffer. You want me to work extra hard at everything, deal with a lifetime of injustice and learn the values of personality over looks while all my (much) better looking mates fuck about shagging anyone they want. Well FUCK YOU! I'll show you! I'll show the lotta ya"!

    And thats exactly what Darryn did! He signed up to his local hardcore, hellhole gym, shoved a truck load of roids up his bottom, pumped himself up to extreme proportions and transformed his once average sized body into a mountainous mass of obscene, freakish muscle, all in the name of strutting and stomping around a bodybuilding stage in a pair of shiny posers, and flexing and squeezing his mighty mass while pulling all manner of outrageously cocky, in yer face, tude packed expressions, while being the object of awe, envy, lust and admiration the world over.

    And what became of Darryn's school bullies, all of his better looking mates and the host of the party on that fateful night? Well, they now regularly look at pictures of Darryn on the Internet in awe, admiration, envy and lust; wondering what it would be like to touch, squeeze, feel, fondle and worship his muscles, and blasting massive loads into their undies while doing so (even though most of them aren't even gay)!

    And Darryn?? Well, as well as blowing his own loads over his reflection in the mirror, he *still* gets called ugly, but it's usually followed by another word, in a phrase often used on a blog called Worldwide Bodybuilders to describe insanely hot muscle monsters who aren't exactly oil paintings; "ugly beautiful". A phrase which never fails to make Darryn smile, while thinking one thing; "maybe Christina was right all along".

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    1. ugh Muscleaddict Darryn Onekawa is a real Sexy Muscle monster ....This is what steroids do to you turn you into a Horny-looking freakazoid. damn Excellent muscle mass, a worshipers dream

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    2. That's a great story, Muscleaddict. If Christina Aguillera laid eyes on Darryn, I guess she would sing Donna Summer's Hot Stuff to him: "I want some hot stuff baby tonight. Wanna bring a wild man back home"!

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    3. Thanks WWB! Just saw your post and felt inspired! ;)

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    4. Thanks to you muscleaddict for this delicious novel!

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    5. Thanks Dreamer - I love your comments. I actually do write stories and post them on my Muscle Addicts Inc blog if you fancy checking them out.

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  5. Another example of a mega roided bull.

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  6. Darryn was first featured here on July 27 2013, and according to the blog stats, he's been viewed 77,379 times, which places him at number 9 among the most viewed bodybuilders on WW. He must have a huge fan base!

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